Me: Maybe I should twitter?
Me: Why? You have been criticizing it no end on your blog? You will look like a hypocrite.
Me: Well I have a new book coming out in the new year, and it is a great way to promote the book. And besides everyone in ministry seems to be doing it these days. You can link it to your facebook status updates.
Me: Would you be promoting the book or yourself?…If everyone jumped off a cliff would you do it?
Me: No I would not jump and its the book of course.. well both… leaders and their messages are linked these days in this new media environment. It could be great for my Church and ministry.
Me: Why does a leaders’ personal life have to be broadcast now? What are you going to do? Write that you just went to the fruit store and bought a zucchini, spinach and mushrooms? Wow that is really interesting.
Me: No I would not do that! Why do you have to be so sarcastic? I would put interesting stuff up.
Me: Yeah like what? How would it be interesting? What do you want to be? the Christian Ashton Kutcher or something?
Me: No more like Stephen Fry, he twitters, he is really witty guy. I am smart, I can put up clever and interesting things. It could be really cool, my tweets could be really different to what most Christian leaders put up. I read complicated books, I could put up quotes. I could be like the Christian Stephen Fry. I could put up a quote from the Tolstoy novel that I am reading, then a link to some burningly hip Czech conceptual artist, then I could put up a link to a new underground dub step DJ that no one has heard of, maybe then an obscure verse in Ecclesiastes, and then a link to some justice issue that no one has followed yet, like the whole workers rights issue at the i-phone factories. It could be really good!
Me: One question. Why? What on earth are you trying to prove here? That you are the ultimate Christian hipster? Or how smart you are? Are you so insecure that you have to tell the world all of your interests and activities? I thought this was about your book? It sounds like you are trying to sell yourself here. This sounds suspiciously like this all about crafting a public image of yourself. Who are you fooling? You live an ordinary life. You are a Dad, You go to the supermarket, you wash your car… Hang on, there is a book about this whole thing It’s called The Trouble with Paris? Have you read it? Oh hang on that’s right you wrote it. And isn’t this the whole premise of your new book, that we have given up rooting our identities in the image of God and instead look to our peers for a sense of meaning?
Me: No you don’t get it! Seth Godin says that leadership today is all about getting followers, about creating a tribe.
Me: Are you called to make people followers of you on twitter or followers of Christ and his way?
Me: But I know heaps of stuff, Technology is not wrong in of itself, it’s how you use it. I could really help people by linking them into cool new things that they would find useful. Malcolm Gladwell talks about this in The Tipping Point, he uses the term Maven. It’s a Jewish word. I could be a twitter maven.
Me:Yeah well I know this guy; he was also called a Jewish word beginning with M. He got killed in his thirties. He talked about going and praying in private and not making a big show of your faith like the Pharisees did. He was a leader yet ran from the crowds. He must have been a pretty crummy self promoter because he died on a cross abandoned by his followers, with the exception of his mother and a couple of others. Maybe he could not get wireless so could not update his twitter account and could not tweet his ‘followers’ to get him down off the cross.
Me: That was below the belt.
Me: Below the belt or too close to home?
Me:…No…Now I am getting frustrated. Have you read ‘Tribes’ Or Clay Shirkey’s “Here Comes Everyone’? It’s all about movements today. It’s about social networking and being viral.
Me: Yes I have read those books, we read the same books remember, yes they have some good stuff in them, but here is a verse from a book you read but might have forgotten. Micah 6:8 – Act justly and to love mercy and to walk humbly with your God. Yes that verse is popular, justice is cool in the church right now, but did you get that last verse ‘walk humbly’? It seems that when it comes to Christian leadership and discipleship that commandment has been re-written ” Act Justly and to love mercy and promote the heck out of yourself whilst you do it“.
Me: Yes but people want this from me. I have one of the most popular Christian blogs in Australia you know. It’s read by people all over the world. I get stopped all the time at Christian events by people who love my blog. The stats don’t lie. Thousands of people read it every week.
Me: Yes but who is really reading? Don’t the stats also say that one of the most popular searches from which people reach your site is “Brigitte Bardot”? You wrote that article about Bardot, and now your blog is inundated with thousands of randy old French blokes trying to locate sexy pics of Bardot in her prime. All I can say is there must be a lot of men with life long crushes on Bardot who must be pretty disappointed when they reach your blog.
Me: Shut up…people are reading this. You are ruining it all! This article is terrible P.R.
Me: Here is another verse for you, “for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God” By the way that’s you. You’re looking for glory for yourself. You are called to worship; do you know what that means? That means deflecting attention and glory away from yourself and instead towards God. How on earth is any of this doing that? Maybe deep down this is really just about trying to prove to yourself that you are not the shy kid who was terrible at school.
Me: I really hate you sometimes.
Me: Maybe this is an excuse to tell the world that you are clever, because for years you thought that you were hopeless. Maybe this is you trying to control your social environment, because despite the fact that you speak and write books, that you still are that shy kid sometimes, that you still struggle socially and feel awkward. This way you can just stay aloof and hide behind tweets without having to do the hard yards of face to face relationships. Maybe this is just the broken, hurt, and sinful side of you wanting to be appreciated and loved.
Me:……….
Me: Maybe everyone is getting sucked into this. We all have had a fast one pulled on us and we don’t even realize it. Maybe we fill social networking sites with mundane details of our lives, to try and feel like we exist in this life? We tweet and do status updates because we want to believe that what we are doing at any moment matters, and that someone is watching, listening, and caring.
Me:…I need forgiveness…I need God.
Me: You and me both.